Today was epic. Like literally. I should write out the whole story sooner or later, but somewhere around the midpoint of this conversation I had with my friend, I felt like I should publish this. So, go on, read it!
Jonathan
yo
11:15pm: John Paulo
whatup
11:17pm: Jonathan
i made out with another chick today
i made out with another chick today
she touched my dick
11:18pm: John Paulo
goodjob
11:19pm: Jonathan
thanks
11:29pm: Jonathan
ok
hey
you still there?
there's more to the story
11:30pm: John Paulo
sry got a headache and tryin to sleep
11:31pm: Jonathan
hey guess what
11:33pm: John Paulo
?
11:33pm: Jonathan
so there was this girl i really liked
she wanted to be friends and i tried to kiss her
so she pushed me away and I didn't talk to her since december
I came over to her work and asked this girl, "hey does Erica still work here?"
and she said "no, she kinda dug a hole for herself,"
and I was like, "what type of hole. You could tell me we were friends back in highschool"
she replied, "oh she slept with my boyfriend and then started sleeping with all these other guys.
so there was this long awkward pause.
I looked at her and said, "Well you could have sex with my boyfriend!"
she totally threw her head back and laughed at my gayness. She said I was funny. She also said that there's no way to contact her and that she was just an ass.
So I go over to her house, ring the doorbell like 4 times.
After 7 minutes, literally 7 minutes, dad comes to answer the door
he says she usually isn't there and that i could call her. He gives me HER number
I'm like. . . okay
I call her.
She picks up, and I should really think about what I say before I call people
i tell her about Trish, the girl that works there and ask her if she's okay and what she's going throuh
boyfriend comes on the phone and tells me to, "back it!"
11:37pm: John Paulo
yikes
11:38pm: Jonathan
okay so that happens
so i'm pissed off, i go to my friends house and i could hear that people are at the door. I'm super depressed so i don't stop knocking.
someone yells, "NO ONES HERE FAGGOT!"
it's my friends room mate who's a total douche
I leave, I go back to Erica's work
the girl
I meet up with Trish
"Hey so I talked to her,"
I tell her wat happened
and we have a laugh, there's this total loser guy trying to cockblock me
but he leaves, so I straight up asks her
"I literally just came here to ask you out?" I like to think that there’s always something you could grab at times like these
Really? she replies
"Didn't you just say you were gay," she says
I know I said it, but I tell her I was just avoiding an awkward situation.
so she gets some receipt paper and gives me her number. I tell her, “you win some you lose some.”
I drive home and text her... "when do you get off work?"
so it's like 7pm now, the sun just went down, i had to get my car jumped because i left the lights on
I get to Barnes and Nobles and she's waiting in her car
So Trish tells me what really happened with her exboyfriend and Erica.
Erica had chlyamydia.
11:42pm: John Paulo
mmm
11:43pm: Jonathan
mmm? you like chlamydia?
11:43pm: John Paulo
mmm "i see"
11:44pm: Jonathan
anyways i was kinda pissed because it seemed like it was the same story over and over again
that I would meet someone and for some reason every single thing in the world would try to keep me away from that person
but it wasn't
it was good fate
but also not the best
and it sucks because she was an awesome girl
she read me a poem while we were sitting in the car
i would totally jerk off to that
Trisha wrote on her facebook status:
so strange how things work out sometimes
11:47pm: John Paulo
mmmm well what a very long and interesting story
i'd add feedback on my thoughts but i have a fat headache
all i can say is lucky you dodged a bullet
and crazy experience bro.
11:47pm: Jonathan
i still feel like i could've fucked her
but i would've caught it
but it's a waste tho, it makes me feel disappointed
like she was a sweet girl, why'd it have to happen to her
Trisha's a great girl, she's beautiful and everything, but it's just hard to let go of that, the stuff i had with Erica
11:50pm: John Paulo
dealing wit feelings are always complicated
11:50pm: Jonathan
did you listen to this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
it's awesome
11:50pm: John Paulo
well imma go dude i'm sore as fuck
i'll check it tmr
11:51pm: Jonathan
it's bright eyes
sleep to it
11:51pm : John Paulo
hah i gotta close my laptop
11:51pm : Jonathan
you have a laptop?
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