I'm supposed to text the following people:

Jasmine: Black and white and oh gee what an awesome body. Kiss closed at a bar within 7 minutes.

Kaylee: The only girl that didn't have boyfriend on sunday day game.

Maybe Ashlee: Really hot blonde girl that I have no idea what to do with. Tried to kiss her after I got her phone number in a quick number close. SOOOOO did not work.

Rosie Mayb: The friendly girl who I made out with who has a boyfriend.

Melanie: The kinda European looking girl I caught using an indirect number close.

AnneMarie: The really cool girl on the Bart.

And I'm going out with Dimitri tomorrow, this is getting blah.

Hush hush pow pow. Stupid Stupid dumb dumb face!