King Queen Offsuit

Yesterday

8:32pm: Me
y is everyone online on this fabulous saturday evening?

8:32pm: Kristí
you are t oo

8:33pm: Me
i know
it's a facebook party
could i get you a facebook drink
im pretty sure they have them somewhere here

8:33pm: Kristí
most likely

8:34pm: Me
i keep getting low pair in poker
its not exactly my luck
but my negative thinking is gunna make me lose the game

8:35pm: Kristí
oh

8:35pm: Me
yeah
what are you doing
i could go to marin right now and party
but that would cost me 20 buckanos

8:35pm: Kristí
ew why

8:35pm: Me
it's marin
i live in san mateo
i like kittens
i really really like kittens

ok im going all in with king queen off suit
and lost

8:39pm: Kristí
no idea what that means

8:39pm: Me
it's like algebra
but with a moveable x variable
it's like trying to guess where a certain species of frog is in the northern coast of south america
it's constantly changing

8:43pm: Kristí
man you're intense
do you like the military?

8:44pm: Me
why

. . .are you asking such marvelous questions

8:45pm: Kristí
i dunno

8:45pm: Me
do you think im a mercenery
with hard boiled abs

8:46pm: Kristí
no

8:46pm: Me
do you like hard boiled eggs

8:47pm: Kristí
on occasion

8:47pm: Me
do you like deeep fried

8:48pm: Kristí
deep fried hard boiled eggs?

8:48pm: Me
really deep

fried eggs

8:49pm: Kristí
wow

8:49pm: Me
i like them wet

like not all the way cooked

8:50pm: Kristí
ill go for scrammbled

8:50pm: Me
you like them beaten

8:51pm: Kristí

uh huh

8:51pm: Me

liked whipped almost

8:51pm: Kristí

hey is this conversation getting sexual

8:51pm: Me

no

if anything

it's getting very not sexual

like farm things

8:52pm: Kristí

yeah

whipped beaten i just.....i think....... idunno

8:53pm: Me

and

you like your sex whipped and beaten
oh no kristi we cant have that now

8:53pm: Kristí
hey im a virgin

8:54pmMe

ummm

you like to be whipped

like in an encouter with punishment

:\:\

8:54pmKristí
no

8:55pmMe

i prefer my eggs sexy

8:56pmKristí

with butter

8:57pmMe

i could image you with butter

cooking eggs

with half and half

and a whisk


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